Stories By GW Characters

By Rica

Smiles

By Trowa

Smiles are fun,

They are fun,

for EVERYONE.

Smile awhile.

That's what my therapist said.

He thinks I should smile more,

Maybe even talk some more too...

But he said to write a poem about smiling

So I would smile

He says that smiles would make me happy

...I'd still rather kill someone then smile,

Maybe wax Cathryn's upper lip,

You know...the one with all the hair...

Or maybe even clean the lion's crap...

All before smiling...

Or talking...

I don't like to talk.

My therapist (Cathy's idea) thinks this poem will start to make me talk more.

Bull...

I haven't talked at all, really...

I'm going to prove him wrong.

He can't trick me

....now that I think about it...

This is like the 24th line or so...

That's a lot of talking for...me...

...^%$# it, that @%#$^....



Duo's True Life Story

By Duo

Once upon a time their waz a hot sexy dude named Duo who was loved by everybody also hot and sexy and he was invited to go with the "other" dudes of Gundam Wing to the mall to get some cheesy fries and a biggy drink, but the worstest part about it waz Heero waz plannin' somethin behind Duo's back with Oz, since Oz wanted Duo's Gundam so baddest cuz it kicks butt and it rules and Heero was mighty jealous, but beyond that he went to the mall and watched Wuffie check out guys like the silly gay dude he is and then he went inside the restau...the...uh....retur...ah....restar...eh....the cafe'..yeah, that's it...the cafe'... with everyone else and he heard a boom and Duo ran to the back alley but I, I mean Duo wasn't scared one bit cuz Duo IS THE GREATEST...er....great dude in the er....place...but I, I mean Duo, saw two people, Heero and OZ skitso lady in tootoos dancing like a bunch of monkys and I, Duo, laughed at there stupid, ah...ness...and then wham, one tried to punch me, er...Duo I meant, but I was fasterest and punched all eight of em and saved the world from total distra---distru---uh- --disas...(*yells* HEERO!! HOW DO YOU SPELL DISTRUCTION??)...er...bad stuff happenin.

The End