I know, this is the
most stupidest thing I have ever written in my entire life, but boredom will do
that to people. Enjoy my work of complete stupidity!
The bell rang once
again, letting students escape from their second to last class. Everyone seemed
relieved to get out of that period. Sounds of sighs of joy echoed through the
halls, which was also accompanied by squeaks of sneakers. Students ran and
shouted through out the halls, except for six fairly mature (both physically and
mentally…well, um, scratch out mentally) teenagers who strolled through the mass
of goofy pre- adolescent kids. “That was the most boring class I’ve ever been
to!” Duo had complained.
“Yeah, it was really dull just sitting there and
doing nothing productive.” Heero mumbled.
“Productive?! We didn’t do
anything at all! We just sat at our desks and twiddled our thumbs like a bunch
of morons!” WuFei harshly yelled.
“I enjoyed it.” Trowa said amongst
WuFei’s rantings. Everyone just gave him a quick glance, remembering only Trowa
would think like that.
“I know Trieze was a great leader…” Quatre said.
Duo made a gagging sound, trying not to laugh in disbelief, “…but the man has
been dead for two years! Yet everyone still seems to act like he’s
alive!”
“Yeah! I still can’t believe that Dorothy assigned a dead man to
teach in high school.” Duo laughed.
“So I suppose we are to sit in that
class and stare at the walls, until fools realize Trieze is dead and there is no
one to teach us…..uhgh, injustice.” WuFei mumbled.
“Hey, at least none of
us will fail that class!” Duo said with a huge grin plastered on his
face.
“That’s something only you have to worry about, Maxwell.” Heero
said. Duo just gave him one of those innocent hurt looks. Relena slightly
giggled.
“Heero, who teaches our next class?” Relena asked, still hugging
her teddy bear she had received from the Japanese pilot. Heero slightly blushed,
as he said, “You’re brother.”
“For the love of God…” WuFei shouted,
slapping his head.
“What?” Trowa asked confused.
“This class isn’t
going to be any better then the last.” Quatre sighed.
“But I liked the
last class.” Trowa said in his dull low tone.
Everyone ignored him as
they continued, “All he ever talks about is the colonies. The colonies this, the
colonies that…” WuFei mumbled.
“We must fight for the colonies…the
colonies are very important! All hail the colonies. He isn’t even from the
colonies, and he loves them more then I do.” Duo said cheerfully.
“The
colonies are actually a place?” Relena asked. Everyone (even Trowa) just turned
slowly giving her a glare of outmost hatred. She giggled, continuing, “I thought
the “colonies” was a nickname for Noin’s breasts.”
Everyone nearly fell
down laughing, thinking of what Zechs was probably referring to all this time.
“You’re probably right.” Quatre barely got out, due to his wild laughing. People
just stared at the six students, baffled at whatever those strange kids thought
was humorous. Even Trowa slightly chuckled, placing his hand over his one eye
not covered by immense hair and gel (or whatever he uses). “Ok…this is the room.
Try to…” Heero tried his best to hold back any form of laughter, “…try
to…not…laugh.” He himself bursted out laughing like the crazy man he is. “Ok,
we’ll do our best.” Quatre sighed, wiping the tears he had strained from his
eyes.
Like the gentleman Zechs was, he opened the door for the giggling
students. It was a surprise to him, to see the Gundam pilots laughing
uncontrollably, but he shrugged off his suspicions and prepared the class. “Good
afternoon ladies and gentlemen. This is the last period of the day, so try not
to fall asleep or else I will kill you all.” All of the students, except of
course Heero, Duo, Trowa, Quatre, WuFei, and Relena, suddenly became alertive,
fearing for their lives. The six Gundam Wing characters just sighed in boredom,
although there was still some laughter from Duo in the back. “Ok, today we are
going to talk about the colonies.”
The six giggled quietly, seeing Zechs
was still watching them. He raised his eyebrows in bewilderment, yet continued,
“The colonies are very important.”
There was more silent laughter. “Um,
the colonies are the most productive things in space…”
This caused the
six to start laughing hard, while they not notice Zechs glares. “We must fight
for the colonies…” more laughter erupted, as the Gundam boys and girls’
imaginations went wild. Duo was the loudest. “Does anyone have something to add
to this…how about you Maxwell?” he said, almost as if threatening
him.
“Yeah, ok. Have you ever seen the ‘colonies’ before?”
“Yes I
have, and let me say that they are beautiful.”
The students were staring
at the six, while a note was being passed around explaining the inside joke.
More laughter erupted from them. “Anymore questions?”
“Mr. Peacecraft!
Have you ever lived on the colonies?” Duo asked, widely grinning.
“I once
lived on one of them for a full week.” Zechs added.
Now the entire class
understood and were laughing hard. Zechs just sighed as he replied, “Duo, I
don’t know what you’re doing but come to the front so I can keep a eye on you.”
Duo obeyed, still chuckling. He was sat right next to Heero, who by the way had
tried his hardest not to laugh at all, but was failing miserably. “Ok, now the
colonies are very firm and…what now?” He asked, seeing everyone was once again
laughing hysterically. WuFei raised his hand, “How would you describe
them?”
“Well the colonies are like these huge round…what is so funny?”
Zechs asked.
Duo whispered to Heero, “Hey Heero, I guess their specific
names are L1 and L2, Lucriezia 1 and Lucriezia 2.”
Heero could no longer
control himself, as he banged his head on his desk repeatedly. The whole class
continued laughing, as Zechs got really pissed off. Quatre suddenly raised his
hand. “Yes.” Zechs sighed.
“When will I be able to see the colonies?”
Quatre asked.
“When ever you want to. You could see them today if I were
to…what is so damn funny?”
The class couldn’t even respond, knowing it
was likely the teacher would kill them all, but nobody really cared. “Mr.
Peacecraft, is it true that the colonies are our friends?” Relena
asked.
“Yeah, you can make friends to the colonies anytime you want
to…”
Zechs become so out raged, even though he himself didn’t understand
what was so funny, that he took the most likely candidate for causing this mess
(that’s right, Duo) and placed him in the corner. “Now once you grow up, I’ll
sit you back in your seat.” Zechs said annoyed.
“Oh, I promise you, when
I see the colonies, I’ll be a full grown man!” Duo chuckled.
Everyone
continued their uproar of laughter. “Do you like the colonies?” Quatre
asked.
“Yes, I love them.” He answered. The class giggled as Quatre
continued, “To the point where you worship them…”
“Now wait just a
second. I’m a firm believer in fighting for ONLY the colonies, but why you find
that funny, I have no idea! The colonies are a very BIG issue.”
This
time, the students fell to the floor in laughter. Kids were rolling around as
Zechs merely cocked one eyebrow. There was a knock on the door, as a woman in
blue walked in. Everyone recognized her as Noin. “The colonies have come, the
colonies have come!!” Duo shouted as he pointed to Noin.
Noin gave a
confused look, noticing the kids rolling on the floor in laughter. “What
the…”
“Don’t ask. I don’t know either.”
After a full hour of
laughing, the bell finally rang and the students dragged themselves out of the
room. Zechs could have sworn he saw the kids almost throw-up, from laughing way
too hard. Relena was the last out, as she picked up her things. “Relena.” Zechs
said.
Relena blushed as she replied, “Oh, hi brother. What is
it?”
“I have the feeling the kids didn’t like my class. I’m a horrible
teacher, aren’t I?”
She giggled. “Oh no Zechs.” Relena said, straitening
out his collar. “I guarantee your class was the most entertaining
yet!”
